Another Scene from the Home Front

The other day Dr. Man and I were carpooling to work and I asked him about his upcoming day. He had [Specialty] Clinic that day, which I thought sounded like fun. (As an aside, it probably isn't but the name sounds funny and vaguely wrong.) I told him that and he elaborated on the scheme of the place and about the types of patients he sees there.

He said that most of his patients could be divided up into two groups: Those with Type A Chronic Problem and those with Type B Chronic Problem.

Hmm, I said, Sounds like a fairly good set up. Possibly boring, though.

He responded with: It mostly is, I guess, but there is this vampire I treat...